My Mom on Easter

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In her confused state yesterday, Mom told me that the residence celebrated Easter by giving out candy, chocolate and condoms. When I asked, "Condoms?!", she chuckled and said, "don't worry, I'm too old for that, I don't eat those anymore, I have no need for them". I know she meant something totally different, but I love how my Mom has inadvertently and hilariously become quite the dirty girl in her old age, LOL.